You've been warned.
I've been advised to start a "blog"
I hate that name. Blog makes me think of stepping on a dog bomb on my way into the studio from my truck. Maybe the next one will be better.
This image is called "Self Portrait Before Coffee". Part of the problem is that crabs live in the water and always find their coffee to be somewhat watered down in the morning, which is why they are often considered "crabby". This particular Dungeness was visually captured gracing the fashion runway at Seabolts in Oak Harbor where he (I checked.) was exercising with a bit of interpretive dance. ("I get to go in the hot tub!")
In case you are thinking about it, I do not recommend keeping crabs as pets. They are slow to trust and can be hard headed about most things.